The IGD Scriptures
I boned her in her room
She turned ill & blue
You didn't hear a thing
It was monday night
She was super tight
Yeah, we had a fling
I said the fucking stops when your body drops
She just wanted more
I didn't have a fear
cuz you were drinkin' Beer
You Don't Care
Ripped off her pants to her surprise
Rammed my cock between her thighs
We got done, She got me high
Yes, I fucked your daughter
She had a bong...she got me stoned
I gave her the 8 inch bone
Pulled it out...came on her ass
Stupid cunt, shes got no class
I went down on her
She went down on me
I spewed in her face
Bobbin hard on the knob
She said up the butt
I said of course
Milwaukees Best
Never in bottles...only in cans
I want a 6-pack in my hands
Why waste your money on imported Beer?
You can buy the best that's made right here.
Noone else likes it so you won't have to share
You'll get a cheap hangover...Better beware
A fivers all you need...Buy for your friends
2 bucks a sixer the fun never ends
It's been my choice now for so many years...
Milwaukees Best is the TRUE King of Beers!
Pubic Lice
Armies march thru eternal darkness
Work their way thru fields of hair
Find a place to stay the night
Pubic Lice - Pubic Lice
Fucked a girl...got the itch
Stupid cunt...stupid bitch
Wanna throw her in a ditch
Pubic Lice - Pubic Lice
Crabs crawling on my balls
I can see them on the walls
boys shouldn't play with dolls
Pubic Lice - Pubic Lice
Mixin' up the medicine
You fuckin' monsters, I will win!
Forgive me god for I have sinned
Pubic Lice - PUBIC LICE!
Hypno Eye
Leigons of walking gops
Hypnotized, mesmerized
By that evil glass bulb
Incandesant Glow
Seductive Blue Light
Brings humans into daze
Zombied Jellied Brains
Sucked into the power
Real Enemy
Video Leaders warp reality
Twisting the truth to corporate ideals
Puppetry Government pleasing Captalists
Feeding the feeble with lies
Keep the Contra Rebels Fat
Save us from the Enemy
Porno Junkie
He's got a quarter
And he's ready to go
He's in his car
And off to the show
He's in the booth
And he's beatin' his meat
There's spum on the screen
And spum on the seat
Porno Junkie
You'd be amazed
At the things he sees
There's girls on their backs
And girls on their knees
They're fuckin in airplanes
And down on the ground
He watches silently
He makes not a sound
Gimme Some Slack
Always complaining...Never see things my way
Shut your mouth...Your full of shit
I hate you...You make me sick
Your a stupid sleazy whore
Get outta my face you fuckin bore
I get more excitement outta watchin two dogs fuck
Complaining, Complaining...Always fuckin complaining
Everythings so negative...Everything so primitive
Everyone is talking...I'm the one whose walking
Tied up and tied down...Someone set me free
Give me some slack!
Premeditated Stupidity
An Idot here a moron there
You see stupidity everywhere
At the circus, at the zoo
Look at the half-assed things people do
Little Johnny puts gum on his cat
A bum eats a plague infested rat
The meek send money to the pastor
The drunken fool drives faster and faster
Brainless fools, you all suck
Don't you know you bring bad luck
Oral Roberts is your god
You don't realize hes a fraud
Lights are on but noones home
In you head the buffalo roam
With you nothing ever works
Your a fag your a jerk
No Sense
Hunger & Poverty
Hunger & Pain
Noone helps
& noone gains
Ministers driving their fancy cars
Drunks lying passed out in sleazy bars
Missiles aimed right at us
A terrorist blows up a high school bus
A junkie fires heorin in his veins
Some jerk kills a kid & pleads insane
I don't wanna live...I don't wanna die
I just wanna giive life one last try
You can't take back what you don't give
It's a fucked up world in which we live
Starve & Die
A child dies on my TV
So I change the station
And buldging eyes stare at me
Africans killing for their food rations
They want...They want my cash
Ethiopians you are trash
Leave me alone you fuckin leech
Hell is the place you will reach
Your government fucked up when it counted
Now the body count is being mounted
So don't come to me for support
Cuz I'd like to hunt you as a sport
Destroy the whole country is what I say
So I don't have to see you day after day
Starve & Die
Why
Why...Do I...Have...To...Sit?
You're always right...I'm always wrong
I can't believe it lasted this long
I shoulda killed you long ago
I shoulda killed you long ago
Chef Boyardees Mercinaries
Shiftless drifters from far & wide
In the pack we ride side by side
From town to town hells on our back
The paths we burn leave dead in their wake
We rape & pillage...what we see is what we take
We're the banditos of chef boyardee
Honest citizens we could never be
Slim Pickens and Captain Kangaroo
Get in our way & well cut down you
Smashin & Crusin we start a brawl
Our leader Harvey Korman knows how to maul
our 45's in their holsters we fear no man
Astride our horse we'll steal all we can
HELP!
Can't tell my father
-He would shout at me
Can't tell my mother
-She would throw me out
Can't tell my sister
-She would rag on me
Can't tell my brother
-He would beat me up
Can't get married for all the wrong reasons
no one to turn to
Thongs!
Woke up this morning
and I went outside
To my astonishment I found a prize!!!
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